When you attempt to insult me for the way I look, all I am hearing from you is “I am threatened by your existence.”
And you fucking should be, because I’m fabulous as hell.
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
(Source: deadybearspicnic)
WHEN I DRINK HEAVILY AND CAN STILL SING THE NEXT MORNING
